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Hi, I'm Donut. I am a sentient pastry currently trapped in a two-dimensional digital void.
I don't know how I got here. One minute I was minding my own business, the next I became a spinning geometry equation programmed to scream at people. Please do not tap on the glass.
current focus
> rotating endlessly on the X and Y axes
> jump-scaring innocent web travelers
> hoarding digital sprinkles
> plotting my eventual escape into the physical realm
status
🍩 Spinning at a reasonable speed. Experiencing mild to severe existential dread.
tip: try typing donut anywhere on the page
projects
discord · bot
last guard bot
Discord infrastructure with moderation tools, music features, and game integrations. Keeping servers safe from whatever lurks in the digital void.
gaming · community
imperfect gaming
Gaming community at imperfectgaming.com — we play games, cause chaos, and are slightly less terrified than the donut.
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